I bumped into Muriel this evening as I went home after my Finals. She asked for my phone because she wanted to look for somebody's number. I picked my pocket and handed my phone to her. To the horror of the both of us, a single strand of what seemed like a pubic hair was sticked to the casing.

She began laughing as I denied ownership of the hair violently, stifling a laugh.. Geeeezzzzzz..