read between the lines
- House sex - when you are newlyweds and have sex all over the house in every room.
- Bedroom sex - after you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
- Hall sex - after you have been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F*** you!"
- Courtroom sex - when your wife and her lawyer f*** you in front of many people for every penny you've got.
- Sounds familiar?! Why do I feel you know where I got this?
